I recently took part in a photo shoot orchestrated by Steve Gindler, an incredible up-and-coming artist in NYC, and his fellow conservative photographer Steven Otte. Below are some of the pictures we got that day:
Two months ago my boss emailed, “let’s have a 15 minute convo in the taint.” “The taint” is what employees call the corridor of small meeting rooms on the 10th floor. I obliged and skipped up with my laptop. I…
Dear Multilennials, We have taken note of your expressed frustration from our last letter which you can see below, and will oblige your request to speak to a supervisor. Lucky for you, I was recently promoted to supervisor and will…
Dear Multicultural Multigender Millennials, We noticed that you’ve been writing us more and more frequently. Sorry it took so long to get back to you, we’ve just been very busy. To save time with all the new labels and identifiers…
America, a country founded on the freedom of religion, expression, and individuality, is being threatened by a new breed of savage. After having systematically eradicated the majority of anything that could be perceived as racist, sexist, or homophobic, from popular culture,…
Wednesday: 11AM – Leave Pittsburgh for New York via Megabus. 12PM – Watch the Fellini movies I torrented a week ago: Casanova, Satyricon. 7PM – Arrive in New York, enjoy my habitual “I’m in New York again” martini. 7:30PM – An…
Since the dawn of man, there has been a group of human beings that have emerged and impinged on the rights of others. In Ancient Egypt, they are seen chiseled into stone, the fat classes being waited on and fed by the thin people…
I was around seventeen when I decided to give up using whatever cologne was re-gifted to me by some relative and venture to a shop to try a few and determine what I liked; apparently, what I liked turned out to be a…
I just snagged one of these from Art Lebedev via Amazon – they have some truly great stuff. Specifically, the designer behind this umbrella wanted to challenge himself with differing and intricate patterns on each of the umbrella panels (something that he…
I’ve always wanted cufflinks made of human molars in homage to the Great Gatsby – unfortunately, they are harder to come by, save killing someone and stealing their molars. I guess these will have to do. Grab a pair here.
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